Scrabble Games Terms and Conditions ("Agreement")
Please read these Terms and Conditions ("Agreement", "Terms and Conditions") carefully before using liceum1561.ru ("the Site") operated by liceum1561.ru ("us", "we", or "our"). This Agreement sets forth the legally binding terms and conditions for your use of the Site at http://liceum1561.ru
We also understand that nobody actually ever reads this page, so we could say anything here like our developer Marc Donaldson has 6 toes and likes to tickle himself with a feather while shouting im a fairy. We could even say our Marketeer Steve Race is a very little man with moobs.
By accessing or using the Site in any manner bla bla bla, including, but not limited to, visiting or browsing the Site or contributing content or other materials to the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. Capitalized terms are defined in this Agreement. If you choose to ignore these Terms and conditions we will contact our third party league of assasins department and give them your name.
The Site and its original content, features and functionality are owned by liceum1561.ru and are protected by international copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret and other intellectual property or proprietary rights laws. We will sue you should you try and steal our content, and with the money we take from you we will pay for a round the world cruise and a meerkat farm. Also some of the compensation we receive will go to the national charity for the hedgehog road safety awareness campaign the NCHRSAC.
We may terminate your access to the Site, without cause or notice, which may result in the forfeiture and destruction of all information associated with you because we have the power and sometimes we like to prove it, it makes Steve feel taller. All provisions of this Agreement that by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability.
Links To Other Sites
Our Site may contain links to third-party sites that are not owned or controlled by liceum1561.ru, we try our best to screen these, however should you find a link you feel is not appropriate please write hand written letter with a quill and ink and send it to Santa Claus in the north pole who is currently working for us at present up until December, we just couldn't bare to see him unemployed for so long especially in a recession, so he is now head of our complaints department.
This Agreement (and any futher rules, polices, or guidelines incorporated by reference) shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of Alicante, Spain, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of law. As if any of you know the Spanish laws and as if you care bla bla bla arrrrrriba!!!
Changes To This Agreement
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms and Conditions by posting the updated terms on the Site. Your continued use of the Site after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms and Conditions. We can basically do pretty much anything we like because you are never going to read them. So we could write in here that we sell your information to a third party located on Mars, which could lead to some form of probing...we don't......or do we???
Please review this Agreement periodically for changes. If you do not agree to any of this Agreement or any changes to this Agreement, do not use, access or continue to access the Site or discontinue any use of the Site immediately, or write a letter to Santa and he will decide whether your constant hen pecking and whining will lead to you being placed on his naughty list in December when he returns to his part time job position.
If you have any questions about this Agreement, please contact us.....If you actually read this please contact us as you are the first person EVER!